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I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up. —My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)


A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.